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a Driver 

- noun

someone who when playing video games, moves the controller in front of him/her self to mimic the movements of his/her character.

especially funny when done with non-racing games, ie. jerking the controller up when making Mario perform a difficult jump
"Stop being a DRIVER; you almost knocked over my mom's vase!"

"Ryan was such a DRIVER he yanked the nintendo right off the shelf. Now we cant play Contra no more."
a Driver by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

Punch a bus driver 

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"

half a bad driver 

a person who is half asain, half non asain, and attempts to operate a motor vehicle
Its Ok my half asain freind, you will only be half a bad driver
half a bad driver by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

son of a Volvo driver 

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX 

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX