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truck in a dress 

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
truck in a dress by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008

Forrest Gump in a dress 

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"

Phill wears a dress. 

comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.
"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."
Phill wears a dress. by J.izzle February 20, 2009

beef jerky in a dress 

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

An Englishman in a Dress 

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

mess in a dress 

a tranny wearing a prom dress at the mall; looking like shit when u go to the club; being a slut
Gurl y r u wearing old navy thongs to the club?!!?! ur a mess in a dress!