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a cup of shut the fuck up 

Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."

He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
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How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.
"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? 

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.
I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up 

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet
How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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