a crafty 

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

a crafty by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

A crafty darragh

To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"

Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him

Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.

Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.

A crafty darragh by Gemma111 April 12, 2021

took a craft 

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

took a craft by Caylowe February 23, 2011

standing on a crafting tabel 

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

standing on a crafting tabel by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

fat rabbit on a craftmatic by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

crafting a tweet 

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

crafting a tweet by mortwister March 16, 2018