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a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"
a count by TigerFan October 31, 2006
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A Count Named Slick-Brass 

a steampunk farcity of "A Pimp Named Slick Back" from the Anime cartoon "The Boondocks". He is a steampunk playboy of sorts who's duties revolve mostly around "keeping his bitches in line". He is also notorious for flipping his hair back and forth.
A Count Named Slick-Brass is pretty awesome, but nowhere near as awesome as Lucretia.

Take A Count Dooku 

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku
Take A Count Dooku by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.
Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.
Nary a count by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022

a standing 8 count 

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.
a standing 8 count by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

take a moment, count my guap 

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

Never nuke a country twice 

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.
"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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