a count

a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"

"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"

a count by TigerFan October 31, 2006

A Count Named Slick-Brass 

a steampunk farcity of "A Pimp Named Slick Back" from the Anime cartoon "The Boondocks". He is a steampunk playboy of sorts who's duties revolve mostly around "keeping his bitches in line". He is also notorious for flipping his hair back and forth.

A Count Named Slick-Brass is pretty awesome, but nowhere near as awesome as Lucretia.

A Count Named Slick-Brass by RoxanneDuBois November 6, 2010

Take A Count Dooku 

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"

Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku

Take A Count Dooku by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.

Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.

Nary a count by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022

a standing 8 count 

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

a standing 8 count by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

take a moment, count my guap 

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

take a moment, count my guap by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

Never nuke a country twice 

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.

"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."

Never nuke a country twice by Ezxd August 7, 2016