a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"
by TigerFan October 31, 2006
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A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007
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The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.
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A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
by Andrew D. August 07, 2006
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Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!
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what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!
by zkpilot March 27, 2011
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