a circus? 

It's a phrase used to answer a stupid question or to counter a stupid comment. It is derived from a statment made by Crash Holley (WWE superstar). He was defending his hard core title in a falls count any where match. He was at a circus when a clown approached and said to him, "I've seen on TV. You've defended your title on the street, in an alley and at a circus." Crash replied "a circus?". Just then the clown attacked him and tried to pin him. So his reaction to the puzzling statment was "a circus?" It should be said in a loud, high picthed, questioning manner.

1. Dude I think that Kim chick is hot. Reply: A circus?

2. A man is standing in front of a large clock when another man approaches and asks, "Do you know what time it is?" The man replies "a circus?"

3. I think that George W Bush is the best president this country has ever had. A circus?

a circus? by Tuskarater September 29, 2006

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."

Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

shit like a circus elephant by sunset pirate July 25, 2008

make like a circus seal 

To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.

Baby, just get down and make like a circus seal.

make like a circus seal by Snoogins April 24, 2005

Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown 

When you use your hand on a chicks head during a bj and her eyes water and the slobber makes her makeup runny and her nose turns red from you slamming her face into your pelvis.

It was awesome she let me use both hands and I turned her into a circus clown, her makeup was runny and her nose was bright red. Best head ever 🤡. I love turning a Girl Into a circus clown!

Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown by WoodBalls January 25, 2021

it's like a circus in my mouth 

Having something in your mouth; edible items. Something that makes you salivate, sensation of vibrance, something that makes you be like "holy shit this is amazing". Examples: Skittles, Orange's, starbursts.

"holy shit! These are so amazing, it's like a circus in my mouth"!

it's like a circus in my mouth by Lissa Anne March 5, 2021

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!! 

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil

You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!! by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013

down like a clown in circus town 

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.

Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

down like a clown in circus town by OberonCAS March 21, 2010