a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.

Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit

a cheesecake by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake 

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023

fucking a cheesecake 

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake

Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake

fucking a cheesecake by Pokermanz6 December 22, 2018

cherry cheesecake in a shot 

a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.

i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!

cherry cheesecake in a shot by tjmacs January 22, 2009

Cheesecake In a Barrel 

A slang term saying "kill yourself", giving you a direct chance to tell your parents "cheesecake in a barrel" or anyone else without them knowing the true meaning.

"How about cheesecake in a barrel?"

Cheesecake In a Barrel by Savian Drennix November 29, 2017

Cheesecake on a Stick 

A sexual act where you put a slice or whole pie of cheesecake (depending on the girl) inside her vagina. The man then "plows" her until he cums. Then the female must suck the remnants of the cheesecake off his penis.

Last night we went to the cheesecake factory, and after dinner I gave Jody the Cheesecake on a Stick! And She loved it!

Cheesecake on a Stick by ashleymadethisup01 April 20, 2009

chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick 

extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister

chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!

chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick by scaroline January 18, 2022