cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.
i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer
by badass bitch 😽 June 27, 2020
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Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul
by cheesefanatic May 25, 2018
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Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!
Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck
by IssacIsALoser May 4, 2019
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"Maybe I'll be Tracer–"
"I'm already Tracer"

"Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

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by excuse me wtf December 26, 2018
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A term used for something that is so fucked up, that it is figurably able of giving you cancer.

Can be used as both an adverb and adjective.
Jake: Look at this gore I found the other day. It's fucking amazing.
Brad: That's some cancerous shit. Sometimes I don't know why I still am friends with you.
by Nick32x December 20, 2014
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A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.
My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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