a cancer

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cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.

i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer

a cancer by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020

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smoke a cancer stick

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

smoke a cancer stick by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014

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Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

Miss you like a cancer by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

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cancer on a stick

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

cancer on a stick by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016

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Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

Cancer Is A Bitch by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

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cancer in a can

noun: diet soda or energy drink

"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."

cancer in a can by Becky Barham November 12, 2006

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cancer in a box

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...

Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"

cancer in a box by Justin June 12, 2005

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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