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A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds
Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

A Brown Ugly 

When you shart in someone's face, resulting in a spatter of poop freckles.
Yo, I totally busted a brown ugly on that girl!
A Brown Ugly by Timica June 25, 2008

A 'brown trouser moment' 

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous
the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'
A 'brown trouser moment' by Shadzame September 23, 2009

A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit
Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.

A Brown Log 

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

Drop a brown wallet 

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.
ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.
Drop a brown wallet by mummazumbe November 14, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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