a bore hog

useless not good for much ( most american men )

Sweetheart get up off your backside & help me!! sometimes you are useless as tits on a bore hog.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010