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Rubbing a girl's asshole all over your face. Then get pinkeye and masterbate afterwards with swollen eyes shut.
Ed didnt shower after sex and instead did a Beau to cap off the night.
A Beau by Dr Hugh Jazz June 2, 2022
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such a beau 

short for beautiful and short for a beaut...
my daughter is such a beau. said phil
such a beau by mentallyunalive July 11, 2021

Beau is a fucking obese dick 

Beau is a fucking obese dick
Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau’s a skinwalker 

the word to describe one’s dog that moves like a skinwalker
hey my friend beau’s a skinwalker her dog is such a freak
Beau’s a skinwalker by Akerrz August 31, 2025

a beautiful lie

Is saying something so amazing that makes people feel all good inside, even if they know is not true.
I can't be mad... coz it's such a beautiful lie!
a beautiful lie by Shelyuta December 17, 2007

a beautiful girl

Let's be honest, this probably popped up in some random girl name saying she was the best and anything really.
I just made this so this would get attention and warn the teens that you should fucking stop to post your name as a fucking definition on the dictionary.
Karla is a beautiful girl, she is 18 and has rainbow-flashing eyes, everyone that touches her becomes instantly in love and she is the best person ever and she rivals god in beautiful and blah blah blah
a beautiful girl by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

doing a beaumont 

To use a flesh light while In a playstaion party.
He is doing a beaumont
doing a beaumont by AlanSam8 November 13, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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