A Baldwin
I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
A Baldwin by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
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Pull a Baldwin
Verb: To act like you have a huge bank account when in reality you are dependent on someone else to pay your bills; to be completely insolvent in business matters, claim bankruptcy, and go on vacation, leaving your creditors holding the bill; to have all holdings foreclosed on but rent a house that costs as much as the original mortgage on the foreclosed house; to generally take advantage of anyone and everyone in an effort to make oneself look as good as possible.
"I think I'll pull a Baldwin and go on vacation next week, even though I owe everyone and their mother money."
Pull a Baldwin by karmagalva February 3, 2010
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A Baldwin • Doing a Baldwin • Pull a Baldwin • Take a Baldwin • A. Michael Baldwin • Balding A Nut • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab
Take a Baldwin
In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
Take a Baldwin by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
Doing a Baldwin
Doing a Baldwin by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021
A. Michael Baldwin
A. Michael Baldwin by Dan G June 20, 2006
Balding A Nut
Balding A Nut by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017
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