pulling a tally
when someone acts like a hormonal bastard and rants about the things in their lives that nobody cares about. Originated in Habbo Canada's Forum.

Sue: Today, I drank bagged milk. I HATE YOU JOHN
John: Stop pulling a tally, WE GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY!

Tally: I'm going to run away from home, i will never use a computer again!
Derek: Stop telling me that!

pulling a tally by habbocanadaman October 12, 2009

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Def-in-a-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "definitely".

Dave: Will you be my friend Adam? You're so cool, I love you

Adam: Def-in-a-telly not, now get out of my garden shed

Def-in-a-telly by addyAPOCALYPSE and dildoDAVE February 24, 2009

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A tilly

A term used for a man watching your every step to see if your doing something illegal.

-I think that guy over there is watching us.
-Ok boomer, i think he just is a tilly.

A tilly by IDK IS OFC TAKEN December 3, 2019

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You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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