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a Starbucks

Person 1: "Dude, look all them white girls!"
Person 2: "They're referred to as a Starbucks."
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A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.
That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.
by Barrumundii August 23, 2019
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A Raging Starbucks Cunt

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)
by ugly niglet July 11, 2019
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starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014
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hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.
Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.
by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011
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Red Starburst as a gift

If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.
I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.
by KeetzMcGeetz May 20, 2018
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