a sarah

a middle school girl who talks crap, makes up rumors and tells lies , for the fun of it.

oh my god holly told me you were a racist! you wanna fight??!!

ugh you dumb whore. she’s a sarah, and i’ve never been racist ever 🤦 ♀️

by eighttomato August 15, 2020

A Sarah

A white girl who started drinking in her early Tweenties and ballooned up like a Zepplin.

She used to be cute but turned into a Sarah.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022

A Sarah Palin

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011

a sarah hickey

when a girl with a cleft lip gives you a hickey and theres a point on the hickey from her lips

damn i was so drunk last i cant believe i hooked up with her and to make it all worse she gave me a sarah hickey

by thejonwidmyer August 6, 2009

A Sarah Plan

A plan that is told like a 5 year old, costs a shitload of money, and requires too much effort

Sarah: I have a genius idea (A Sarah Plan)! Lets order termites, make them infest the building, complain to the apartment office, and get our apartment building tented! That is how we will kill the cockroaches.

by Sonrisa Sol November 15, 2012

A Sarah Paul

A Sarah Paul is a person you pay to stand in the background and loudly agree with you when you are fighting with someone/berating them/telling them off.

Husband: who was that woman who kept going “ah ha” and “oh yeah” after everything you said when we argued last night?

Wife: I’m ashamed to tell you this but… she was a Sarah Paul.
Husband: why would you do that?

by Hypeman6790 April 27, 2024

Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.

Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”

by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022