a shit

something that I usually don't give

You: Do you remember the part in Monty Python... windspeed velocity...
Me: I don't give a shit.

by THIS IS MY DAMNNAME May 13, 2008

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

a shit welsh teacher

Mrs Baily

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher

by Big shlong Dave October 25, 2018

A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

by zacherzach November 6, 2016

A Shit fuck stack

Is a term used in IT support where your management, boss, team leader hands you a pile of work he and or she dont want to do or passes down work they have done very poorly and don't want to get blamed for. Also known as mehaffey'd

Damn, a shit fuck stack from my boss wish he could fix his own shit instead of passing it on.

by ElColon May 29, 2018

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014