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wait a sex 

the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"
Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.
wait a sex by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

what a sex 

A video game term Curryshot, overwatch streamer created. It's when you get multi kills or good play.
You: *gets a quad kill
Me: What a sex!
what a sex by lucio January 27, 2017

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

ur ancestor a sex offender 

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family

doing a sex

According to Geoff Ramsey, having sex; in the process of having sexual intercourse.
"So uh, the lady and I, we were doing a sex..."

s a n t a sex 

S A N T A Sex is Christmas sex! usually after a Christmas party night!
Kimberley did you have SANTA sex after Laurens Christmas jumper party?

Hell yeah! Me and niamh both did we told them S A N T A sex!

Sex

At mine

Now then

Tomorrow

Away on to fuck!!

Santa sex 🎅
s a n t a sex by Lol 😂😂 March 9, 2016