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a person or people {reeds}, who ae amazing and wonderful
"hey reeds how are you this afternoon"
"wow you are such a reed"
a reed by enbyfrog January 28, 2022
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Pulling a reed / Reeding 

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.
Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

smoking a reed 

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.
Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.
smoking a reed by biteme666 May 8, 2005

Pulling a James Reed 

v. Taking a picture with someone famous, usually a politician.
My friend is pulling a James Reed with the President of the United States!

reed in a seed 

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
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reed in a seed by Professor not November 17, 2018

reed in a seed 

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
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reed in a seed by Professor not November 17, 2018
The name of the type of girl who is very beautiful but has a very sophisticated personality. She finds it difficult to express herself. She has wide interests and tries to do new things but is hesitant to experience change. She is mostly reserved and introverted but will speak her mind with those she trusts and knows well. She cherishes the relationships she has and tries her best to not let them go even if it ends up hurting her. Also has a hard time making meaningful decisions.
Ali: "Areeda doesn't seem to talk much"

Asad: "That's because she's an Areeda"
Areeda by Leftbehind4528 November 21, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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