a richard

Aa polite way of saying dickhead

Man he can be such a richard sometimes

by Clintonator98 February 21, 2015

a richard

a nice way of calling someone a dick. because the nickname for richard is dick.

"You're such a richard!"

by Bisexual brosef June 7, 2021

A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi

Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!

by Celebking November 24, 2021

A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi

Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!

by Celebking November 24, 2021

A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.

Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015

Don't be a Richard

Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.

"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."

"Hey, Don't be a Richard."

"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"

by just.another.u.d.editor. April 15, 2013

Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.

(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?

by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012