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A plummer 

a girl who likes to suck dick (or clean out the pipes)
shes a plummer, she swallowed the whole load
A plummer by djjew January 28, 2007

A plummer 

A complete knob jockey thats got too much time on his hands and has to come to this site and put his friends up for ridicule, unfortunatly being said person also means all his friendships are through pity. A real class crap bastard
you fucking sad plummer like shit
A plummer by him October 6, 2003

Throwing A Plummer 

The act of being very cocky and arrogant, often exhibited under adverse/and or extreme circumstances.
Hey Jake, stop throwing a plummer over there man!
Throwing A Plummer by Piranha November 24, 2006

Hottie With A Plumber's Body 

A fat ass chick who thinks she is really hot, but in reality is an ugly choade.
Guy 1 (Joking): That Tina girl is such a hottie
Guy 2: Ya, A hottie with a plumber's body

Date with a [plumber] 

Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).
It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was desperatly looking forward to her upcoming date with a plumber!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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