a Pav

To do a Pav - To go for just one pint and get home drunk after having +5..

You are definitely in for a Pav today!
I'm not doing a Pav today guys..!

by ctlima December 28, 2015

A pav

A monkey who wears shit and used to like in the hood

I live in the hood a pav

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 22, 2018

Pull a Pavel

to ditch a group of friends when together. invented by a group of friends from a high school band during a spring break trip to disneyland.

Person 1: imma go get some icecream.
Person 2: okay, just don't pull a pavel on us!

by Tina Mcfly April 12, 2009

Pulling a Pavs

Having sex with a guy that looks like he's 10 years older than you after knowing him for 2 weeks or less.

"OMG did you hear about Brittany hooking up with Tom?"

"Yes!! He's like 28 and they just met!!"

"OMG ew she's totally pulling a pavs. What a fucking slut."

by shallb1502 December 13, 2012

Paving a happy trail

When one shits on your chest and proceeds to smear it with there ass creating a paved appearance

Dude I totally met up with this chick and she started paving a happy trail.

by Groos July 26, 2019

Pave a brick out of a bridge

Idiom: Having a small part out of a greater cause or purpose.

To pave a brick out of a bridge towards cancer awareness he donated money.

by Scolokobum February 1, 2023

apav

apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.

he is an apav runaway and hide your kids

by bigjose November 22, 2018