cat

cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever

the worst pet ever is a cat

by bigjose November 23, 2018

man hoe

a man hoe is someone who eats a lot of dick, will suck on your tinny cock, and has a lot of girls he throws in the trash.

there is a man hoe coming

by bigjose November 23, 2018

chicken

something that tries to fly but is so fucking stupid and can not do it, it is a ferry and its feathers smell like shit.

LOOK THERE IS A CHICKEN

by bigjose November 22, 2018

hoe

a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone

i am a hoe

by bigjose November 23, 2018

bra

something that holds up your coconuts

I have a bra on

by bigjose November 23, 2018

fuck

something you say when an ugly fag asks you out

she smells like shit, fuck

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.

wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot

by bigjose November 22, 2018