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Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
by bigjose November 21, 2018
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fuck

something you say when an ugly fag asks you out
by bigjose November 21, 2018
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chicken

something that tries to fly but is so fucking stupid and can not do it, it is a ferry and its feathers smell like shit.
LOOK THERE IS A CHICKEN
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kyle

Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.
run there is a kyle coming
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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man hoe

a man hoe is someone who eats a lot of dick, will suck on your tinny cock, and has a lot of girls he throws in the trash.
there is a man hoe coming
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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porn star

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cat

cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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