19 definition by bigjose

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someone who is dumb and has an ass
I am a dumbass
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone
i am a hoe
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
by bigjose November 21, 2018

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something that the male genders suck on
i just sucked on some tities
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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something that holds up your coconuts
I have a bra on
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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when you have a pussy as a head
i have a pussy head
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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a man hoe is someone who eats a lot of dick, will suck on your tinny cock, and has a lot of girls he throws in the trash.
there is a man hoe coming
by bigjose November 22, 2018

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