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tities

i just sucked on some tities
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the titiesmug.

apav

apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.
he is an apav runaway and hide your kids
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the apavmug.

hoe

a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the hoemug.

bra

something that holds up your coconuts
I have a bra on
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the bramug.

pussy head

when you have a pussy as a head
i have a pussy head
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the pussy headmug.

ethan

ethan is a fat fuck that will try to suck your dick because he is a gay fuck. ethan is also really strong and will fuck you when he has the chance. he is also the biggest Jake Paul fan out there. ethan is will also eat your two-inch dick.
by bigjose November 22, 2018
mugGet the ethanmug.

Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
by bigjose November 21, 2018
mugGet the Massimomug.

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