apav

apav is a man with a 2-inch and thinks he has a bigger dick than you. he is really small and looks like a monkey when he has airpods in. he is also the gayest thing you will ever see. he thinks everyone has a tiny dick and will fuck only the weirdest of the weirdest out there. he is also the gayest out there, he sucks on everything a for an example a musical instrument that looks like a dick. his father is Brüno (look up Brüno trailer on youtube), the gayest piece of shit ever. he does all the drugs and smokes meth. he is just too gay. he is also a kid predator and will eat them once he gets them.

he is an apav runaway and hide your kids

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Apav

A fat fuck who sits around all day and drinks beer. He preferes forties and budlight. Long ass hair covers his fat head

Wow you look fat as shit today reminds me of apav

by More life April 13, 2017

a Pav

To do a Pav - To go for just one pint and get home drunk after having +5..

You are definitely in for a Pav today!
I'm not doing a Pav today guys..!

by ctlima December 28, 2015

Apavoro

After Richard Lewis mistranslation.
"Apavoro" is basically Brazilian terminology in this situation that means being nervous/affected due to people cheering in sports. By no means it means fear.

"Você vai levar um apavoro"

by Indiferentemente December 6, 2021

Apavorated

Apavorated. The situation whereby a focused thought or intent evaporates.

The list of choice CD's in her head apavorated as soon as she walked into the store.

by Mike Kivlehan. June 15, 2006

A pav

A monkey who wears shit and used to like in the hood

I live in the hood a pav

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 22, 2018