a mop

when a girl gives you outstanding, sloppy head and swallows ur nut

“Shorty finna mop me up tonight”
“I’m finna get a mop from this ho”

by retoldzzz January 29, 2022

Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

by urban-grl June 25, 2016

Bucket and A mop

Term used in the song "WAP" By Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a$$ Pussy

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

mop and a bucket

Wap, I hope you brout a mop and bucket for this wet ass Pussy!!

Damn that's some wet ass PUSSY, you bring a mop and a bucket.

by Horsedrippings December 4, 2020

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025