a mop 

when a girl gives you outstanding, sloppy head and swallows ur nut

“Shorty finna mop me up tonight”
“I’m finna get a mop from this ho”

a mop by retoldzzz January 29, 2022

Sharp as a mop 

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

Sharp as a mop by urban-grl June 25, 2016

Bucket and A mop 

Term used in the song "WAP" By Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a$$ Pussy

Bucket and A mop by anonymous March 1, 2023

Fuck me with a frosty mop 

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

Fuck me with a frosty mop by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

mop and a bucket

Wap, I hope you brout a mop and bucket for this wet ass Pussy!!

Damn that's some wet ass PUSSY, you bring a mop and a bucket.

mop and a bucket by Horsedrippings December 4, 2020

Mouse on a Moped 

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

Mouse on a Moped by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Jesus Christ on a moped 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

Jesus Christ on a moped by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025