A Laura

An insult used against entitled, privilege, and often racist white women residing in Alabama. A Laura often drinks over a bottle of wine alone every night, and leaches off of her husbands immense salary. A Laura hates everyone who dares suggest she is anything other than perfection.

That bitch is such a Laura.

by lolnahfam May 22, 2020

A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real

Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too

by Temiz January 12, 2026

pulling a laura neal

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022

Doin A Laura Palmer

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

by nunyadamnbuidness May 5, 2019

What is a Laura

A crazy English teacher, upon hearing a students cell phone ring asked what the ring tone way. The student (Janice) replied saying that it was Laura singing a song. Upon hearing her response he asked 'What is a Laura?'

When Laura Zinni does random things the proper response is What is a Laura?

Note: No one has ever answer the question what is a Laura?

Laura: I want to make a cupcake in my comm tech animation.
Person: What is a Laura?

by Janice Bhagoutie January 22, 2009

pulling a laura

The act of going out with friends and before the end of the night ditching friends for guys

oh shes just overe there pulling a laura

by princesssmellypants May 23, 2011

pull a laura davis

a common alias used by underage girls, in an attempt to purchase cheap beer.

hey brooke you should pull a laura davis and get us some lucky extra

by bballllaachronisfun November 24, 2007