A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Pull a Kelley 

Canceling plans at the last minute. Especially highly anticipated plans.

I had to pull a Kelley on my girl, I just didn’t feel like kicking it.

Pull a Kelley by raedean August 1, 2023

Pull a Kelly 

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

Pull a Kelly by pcm28 July 4, 2012

Pulling a Kealey 

It is the most embarrasing thing a rowwer/coxswain can do. A term used at Pittsford Crew in Rochester, NY, meaning falling off the dock into the disgusting Erie Canal. The first time this was done the rowwer flipped over the boat at the end of the dock and had to swim all the way back to the begininng of the dock.

OMG did he just Pull a Kealey?!?!?
Don't go Pulling a Kealey!

Pulling a Kealey by PCREW October 13, 2011

A Kelly

When you are on an international work trip and you get so wasted that you miss your flight home.

Karl was such an idiot, we went out in Vienna and he pulled a Kelly and didn't make it home until Monday.

A Kelly by KBomb October 10, 2014

pulled a kelly 

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.

10:02 new text

wanna watch rambo with me?

(no response)

10:12

fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?

-that hoe just pulled a kelly.

pulled a kelly by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009