A Jorah

Being a genuinely nice and caring guy, but then being categorized as a fuckboy / jerk because of unsuspecting circumstances,the way you dress or talk, your Instagram posts or who you're friends with.

Jorah refers to the relationship between kaleesi and jorah mormont in GoT

Girl : " micheal and I broke up, he cheated on me with someone else, I really like john but he's friends with micheal, he's probably also a fuckboy / jerk"

Friend :" I've known john for years, he's actually a really nice guy, just abit of a Jorah "

A Jorah by Snyderland July 8, 2017

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.

"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"

Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

Pulling a Jonah 

Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.

Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..

Pulling a Jonah by kaypea April 19, 2011

Pulling a Jonah 

When someone screws up when using a keyboard.

“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”

Pulling a Jonah by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies May 24, 2019

a jonah 

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

a jonah by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Pulling a Jonah 

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

Pulling a Jonah by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Pull a Jonah 

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.

Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.

Pull a Jonah by thafeld October 14, 2011