a jayson

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A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.

Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?

a jayson by Staley12345 October 17, 2017

Words you can keep

doing a jayson

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.

did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night

doing a jayson by super_nerd_123 August 5, 2016

Pulling a Jayson

When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.

Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.

A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."

Person X: What did you do on vacation?

Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.

Pulling a Jayson by fatty2cent December 15, 2009

Pulling a Jayson

1. Being a Pussy 2. Trying to be over professional in unprofessional situations.. also see douche bag

Man he sure is pulling a Jayson right now.

Pulling a Jayson by brewdog0503 October 23, 2009

jayson and paige as a couple

cute couple, personalities fit together perfectly. they laugh and make up jokes themselves. Also never have any drama except for making it up their selfs. Last but not least people love them as a couple

man jayson and Paige as a couple is so cute

jayson and paige as a couple by Brady the dog lover March 17, 2017

Pull a Jason Rothenberg

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.

Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg

Pull a Jason Rothenberg by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018

Pulling a Jason

The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.

She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him

Pulling a Jason by ChasingGhosts May 14, 2013

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026