A JFK

Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.

I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

a JFK

To give messy head in the back seat of a car

Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat

by anonymous December 8, 2022

Did a JFK

To quit, be forced out of or be assassinated just as you start to get good at something.

Bob: John was just about to allow minorities into the chess club but then the principal banned him from being president.

Alice: Yeah looks like he Did a JFK

by sausagedog1234 January 13, 2011

pull a jfk

Masturbating until your penile head explodes.

John: I think I need to see a doctor!!
Jimmy: Why?!
John: I was in my room watching porn and I had to pull a jfk. There is blood everywhere!!

by Lil' to BIGGY August 6, 2014

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 8, 2019

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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

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datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

by ___giantpotato June 15, 2018

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1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting

There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a

by I'm a procrastinator June 11, 2021