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A Glenn Potts

The state of being the coolest most dank person in the entire universe. To be one with yourself in a full dramatic experience of the human body. Chilling with the "hoes" to the state of premature internal combustion.
"Man you totally just pulled a Glenn Potts on that girl!"

"Be a pimp, pull a Glenn Potts :)"
A Glenn Potts by Steve Kientzle February 6, 2008

Did a Glenn 

Glenn has nothing going for him so needs to take advantage of everything he encounters in order to survive. Lacks empathy or any recognition of his actions
Uses sex (as a sub bottom) to score free lodging, food and drugs. Frequently known as a troll/ bridge troll/ cunt troll 'cos he's fat, ugly and gets what he wants for nothing.

'Doing a Glenn' means a sad, desperate act without realising that you're a sad desperate cunt
Mate 1: Dya hear what Jimmy got up to last night?
Mate 2: hell yeah, he had his heels behind his head before the queued-up slammers could lube up
Mate 3: Bitch did a Glenn... got high for a fuck
Did a Glenn by Hidethosezits September 11, 2021

Glenn's Definition of Sleeping with a Girl 

girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40
Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."
A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.
You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!
A Glen by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

A Glen Moment

This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.
That was such a glen moment...

Pulling A Glen Youngkin

A term used to describe when one sucks the fart out of someone else's ass-- as Glen Youngkin is known to do from time to time.
Woah, look at that! That guy is pulling a Glen Youngkin on Susan's ass!