a gabe

A multifunctional term, most often referencing failure, disappointment, or the wrong way to do something. One cannot explicitly define a gabe, but the term is confidently applied when the situation is correct.

Why did you let Loki date your mom? How can you be such a gabe?

a gabe by OhFee June 16, 2026

A Gabe Alcon 

the act of drinking alone at a park or making a porno which you since mostly a mans ass.

im gonna go do "a gabe alcon" tonight

A Gabe Alcon by jimmerferdette1970somethin October 23, 2011

a gabe davis 

when you make a move on a girl by putting your arm around her and resting your hand on her boob

1st person- "Hey man, did you see that guy with that girl over there when we were at the movies?"
2nd person- "Oh my god, I know! He was totally pulling a gabe davis!"

a gabe davis by ggih June 26, 2009

Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

Pull a Gabe by LazyGabe June 6, 2015

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

Pulled a Gabe by girlgabe April 3, 2013

pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.

Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"

pulling a gabe by Mike Beardman September 1, 2014

Pulled a Gabe

Drinking a mason jar of moonshine by your self

Lori just pulled a Gabe, drank all the peach cobbler moonshine:)

Pulled a Gabe by ChrissyG25 April 19, 2018