Definitions by OhFee

Velvet Knobjob

Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.

Derek, did Danny's mom give you another velvet knobjob?

Velvet Knobjob by OhFee October 31, 2025

stizzies 

Puss filled genital sores that often symptoms of an STD.

Steve couldn't make it, he said his stizzies are flaring up so bad he can't walk; he never should have dated Kellye.

stizzies by OhFee November 15, 2018

lurking chicken 

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

lurking chicken by OhFee August 23, 2017

football weather 

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.

I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.

football weather by OhFee April 21, 2017

mountain casual 

A dress code term commonly used in ski resorts and weddings in locations such as Colorado. Slightly dressed down from business casual, it typically allows for functional footwear, jeans, and a collared shirt. A tie would rarely be worn, but a sport coat would be acceptable.

The invitation suggested mountain casual, so I'm wearing Timberlands and jeans.

mountain casual by OhFee June 3, 2016