A Fuckton

A very large amount of something of the users choosing.

"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."

by Naundrup July 4, 2017

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 7, 2014

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021