fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011

fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

fuckton

is = to 100 shit loads

today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

by cliff2001 June 23, 2009

Fuckton

A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.

Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?

by jaacuwtai April 19, 2010