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I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

Don't be a douche bag! 

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Don't be a douche bag! by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
Douche-Bag-A-Saurus by karment August 26, 2010

bag-a-douche 

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
bag-a-douche by doo-language May 3, 2009

Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo
Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.
Douche bag a roo by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005

Douche-a-bago 

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.
"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."
Douche-a-bago by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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