a David 

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

a David by LiLPička March 24, 2019

a david 

SNAKE

you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways

a david by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012

A David 

A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.

I have been going thru a david.

A David by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025

A David Butthole 

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them

PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE

A David Butthole by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008

A David Kessler 

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Kessler by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Kessler 

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Kessler by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Spor 

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

A David Spor by Alex doeder April 10, 2022