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A clare is someone who is Extremely obnoxious and backstabbing person.
When people are around her they feel nothing but miserable. Be sure to stay far away from those that seem like a “clare”.
Reyna: ugh did u see that kaylee girl she’s such a clare.
Elliana: yeah i know right! did you know she started her weed addiction in the seventh grade!?
A clare by Misolmaoo January 29, 2023
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DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

Drop a Care Package 

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.
"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

I Don't Give a Care 

Like I don't give a shit but Canadian
Bill: I'm gonna snog your mom.
Jeff: I don't give a care.

make a career out of it 

Listen. Don't make a career out of it. Okay?
from Quentin's movie called FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

don’t give a care 

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care
don’t give a care by OkNo2 January 1, 2020

Turd a care 

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.
You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.
Turd a care by konsume April 18, 2008
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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