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A Butt Ton 

A value of measurement relating to the mass of Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian's Asses combined.
"Man the universe is a butt ton bigger than me!"
A Butt Ton by DyingHawk June 2, 2015

A butt load of mom bomb 

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school
$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

a butt muncher 

someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.
my dad is such a butt muncher
a butt muncher by freaky lil shit November 27, 2023

smoke a butt 

Yo Chris you wanna smoke a butt?
smoke a butt by SchoolboyQ December 28, 2013

catch a butt

Verb: to smoke a cigarette
"Hey, I'm just gonna go catch a butt, then we'll get going."
catch a butt by CESkootchy October 28, 2007

being a butt 

When a task, object or person is being difficult or unpleasant.
Jane: I can’t believe your teacher would not let you turn your paper in late.
Nick: I know she’s being a butt

Or

John: You still haven’t finished assembling that desk
Paul: No man its being a butt
being a butt by nickoliravioli February 12, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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