A burner

One nasty hot stinky Shit

"No more burritos and hot salsa for me! I had a Burner shit this morning!!"

by RaRADdRrR June 15, 2018

Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014

smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped

Stfu you're smacked with a burner

by DJCinFree1 April 13, 2014

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by Charuzu March 14, 2022

You're grillin' me like a burger

An other way to say, "your asking me too many questions."

John: Why don't you have any money? Did u spend it on McDonalds? Why didn't u bring more money? What if you need to buy somethin'?

Gretchen: Dude, calm down, "you're grillin' me like a burger!"

by Sidez007 October 7, 2008

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

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by Zhongli January 4, 2021

A burger and a grape snow cone

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).

Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.

by NowYouKnowBruh March 4, 2021