a barney 

while giving a guy a blow job, you sing the "i love you song" from barney.

oh lala gave him a barney? what a slut

a barney by ASDFGHJKLlmao. June 13, 2008

A Barney Fife 

A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,

As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.

A Barney Fife by GMan2019 July 30, 2019

Having a barney with barney 

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

Having a barney with barney by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit 

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Doing a Barney 

When you get your rocks off to the sound of other people getting their rocks off, you're doing a Barney.
When you use unusual objects and surfaces to bring yourself to ecstasy, you're probably doing a Barney too.

I walked in on him, he was leaning up against the bookshelf, his trousers were down around his ankles... I think he was doing a Barney.

Doing a Barney by DMcM December 21, 2005

A Flaming Barney 

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.

Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!

A Flaming Barney by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 27, 2022

A [blarney stone] 

The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.

I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.

A [blarney stone] by Bogdan's smasmortion April 12, 2009