A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

A Baldwin by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

Pull a Baldwin 

Verb: To act like you have a huge bank account when in reality you are dependent on someone else to pay your bills; to be completely insolvent in business matters, claim bankruptcy, and go on vacation, leaving your creditors holding the bill; to have all holdings foreclosed on but rent a house that costs as much as the original mortgage on the foreclosed house; to generally take advantage of anyone and everyone in an effort to make oneself look as good as possible.

"I think I'll pull a Baldwin and go on vacation next week, even though I owe everyone and their mother money."

Pull a Baldwin by karmagalva February 3, 2010

Take a Baldwin 

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

Take a Baldwin by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.

"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"

Doing a Baldwin by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021

A. Michael Baldwin 

A screen actor who, in Phantasm, was quite a lil' minch.

"Did you see A. Michael Baldwin in Phantasm? Man, what a lil' minch."

A. Michael Baldwin by Dan G June 20, 2006

Balding A Nut 

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

Balding A Nut by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017