_neptunes_

_neptunes_ is a very hot, sexy, smart lesbian.
they are the best mutual in history
you would be very lucky if you ever speak to them

“oh yeah Im _neptunes_ and my girlfriend livana thinks Im pretty hot”
“omfg you’re so handsome and hot, can you step on my left eyebrow?”

by not_nep July 9, 2021

Neptunes

Chad Hugo and Pharell Williams. Hot Production duo of the early 2000s, their Beats Are Hot, Original and easy to listen To

Superthug by N.O.R.E was produced by the Neptunes

by anon November 10, 2003

Neptunes

A PAIR of Producers. Pharell and Chad Hugo. Also in the Band N.E.R.D. with Shay who is not a member of the Neptunes.

The Neptunes recently produced Snoop Dogg's 'Drop It Like It's Hot.'

by TMC November 19, 2004

neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

by cunningstunt June 11, 2004

oh neptune

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.

Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!

by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.

When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.

by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016

neptune's kiss

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007