the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
by cunningstunt June 11, 2004
"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"
by Cunningstunt July 08, 2014
What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar.
Every lad has seen this Google suggestion
Every lad has seen this Google suggestion
Typing..."por"
Mum: what you searching for son?
Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy
Mum: what you searching for son?
Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy
by CunningStunt May 21, 2015