Definitions by Dannyboffin

Crack one off in the dhansak 

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

Crack one off in the dhansak by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007