neptuned

when you and your niggas smoking that phat blunt and you didn’t tap out bc/ you ain’t wanna look like a pussy and y’all get done smoking and your not baked, your Neptuned

nigga I’m neptuned

by Zooted nation September 18, 2018

Neptuned

High on catnip

Damn Rachel isn't Neptune neptuned right now

by Eddytayman April 28, 2025

oh neptune

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.

Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!

by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.

When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.

by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016

neptune's kiss

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007

Neptune

1) Roman equivalent of Poseidon.
2) 8th planet from the sun.

Neptune is underrated.

by the random. October 2, 2021

vial neptune

A Vial Neptune, (or Vial of Neptune), or simply "Vial", is beautiful young woman capable of anything. She is intelligent, beautiful, dark, pretty, and mysterious. She believes in Lilith, she studies the dark arts, practices witchcraft and Tarot, and has the ability to captivate your soul. A woman like this in the past would have been referred to as a "Goth", but a Vial, short for Violet, is just that: a Vial of dark beautiful energy beyond superficiality, fashion, style, etc. It is a feminine resurgence, an emotional intelligence, a divine and powerful woman. The first Vial was Brittney Lazo Rodriguez, from San Deigo. A powerful witch, protected by the spirit world, and stunning in every sense of the word. If you find yourself a Vial, treat her like the Queen that she is.

"Look at that hot goth!"
"She's not a goth, she's a Vial. A Vial Neptune."
"What's a Vial.. Neptune?"
"If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know."

by MrSambo September 25, 2023