__alex__jacobs__ 

Someone who’s been there for me and is easy to love

“I love __alex__jacobs__ He’s been there for me for such a long time i love her”

__alex__jacobs__ by Tobydmonster September 4, 2021

Alex Jacob 

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

Alex Jacob by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex Jacob 

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.

Alex Jacob = big brain.

Alex Jacob by meh names jeff November 10, 2019