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_______carti 

best tiktoker to ever walk the face of this earth. he is a godsend and we would all be nowhere in life without him. he also solos charli damidelo and chase midson
man, i sure love to suck off _______carti right now.
_______carti by dropemoff July 15, 2021
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Playboi carti AKA the greatest rapper alive
“yo you heard that new carti leak??????”

“yeah bro that shit was fire”
carti by bullhorn69 August 19, 2019
the best rapper of all time
person 1: yall heard of carti?
person 2: ur mom?
person 2: nah the best rapper of all time
carti by wlredd May 27, 2021
A slang term for a dab pen or oil cartridge.
Yo lemme hit your Carti, I'm tryna get high asf.
Carti by Caluster January 13, 2018
cartile sunt o insumare de pagini, legate impreuna ce contin informatii ce, odata ajunse in capul tau provoaca gandire. Gandirea te face destept. asa ca incepe de astazi sa consumi carti. te fac neprost.
cartile sunt mancare pentru creier
carti by entertitlehere February 15, 2015
the name of a very cool minecraft server, dab on the haters.
Lets play on carticraft today! the best server ever!
carti by Cartidab February 8, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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