Zwaffelen 

Dutch word of the year 2008
Using your dick to slap an object

Dude, zwaffelen is totally hot. you should try to slay that object

Zwaffelen by Jayveeeee December 22, 2008

Zwaffelen 

Dutch word of the year : 2017

Zwaffelen is a dutch word for draging your dick around a flat surface

Look at that trap zwaffelen that kid with downsydrom

Zwaffelen by Semmieboy December 14, 2017

swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!

Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.

swaffelen by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.

Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!

Swaffelenbak by Skatezofre June 2, 2008

to Zwaffel 

To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able to get even by zwaffeling him back.

Last night I was so drunk I passed out.
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him

to Zwaffel by Herman&Brecht October 14, 2008

zwaffle

'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person

*bob zwaffles his wife in the middle of a discussion to show her whos boss*

zwaffle by breekz December 29, 2003

swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.

The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.

swaffelen by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017