Zwaffeling

Usually used for men with a larger than average proboscis.

Zwaffeling is to hold one's phallus and to smack it playfully in the partner's face.

Can be used as a verb: to zwaffel.

Tina got smacked hard during yesterday's zwaffeling.

Zwaffeling by Medsmoremeds July 25, 2018

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013

Zwaffelen 

Dutch word of the year 2008
Using your dick to slap an object

Dude, zwaffelen is totally hot. you should try to slay that object

Zwaffelen by Jayveeeee December 22, 2008

swaffeling 

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

swaffeling by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

Blue waffeling 

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.

I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(

Blue waffeling by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010

Waffeling 

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

Waffeling by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

swaffeling 

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.

The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.

swaffeling by CortezDevil December 11, 2021